Attention, locavores, omnivores, urban butchers, backyard beekeepers, cheese fanatics, and conspicuous consumers of consuming: Your chickens won’t save the world and we don’t want the life story of everything on the menu. We don't care what you eat--we just want you to lower the volume. Also, please stop talking about ramps.
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“Introducing the “Crown Crust Pizza” — from Pizza Hut in the Middle East — that studs alternating meatballs and balls of Philadelphia-brand cream cheesebaked into the crust. Hence the name Crown Crust!”
Jesus effing christ. I’m baffled. It seems completely excessive (although of course I appreciate the inclusion of meatballs), and then it seems unique. This is how they get you.