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Maybe it is the crazy week I’ve been having but what the hell? This guy bakes some cheese and calls it bacon? WHAT DARK MAGIC IS THIS?
I have become so inured to gross bacon pics I couldn’t even find one for this post. Enjoy the mousie. —Snacktime
Shut Up Bacon Serious Eats is Seriously Weird Serious Eats Snacktime
This guy made a bacon color wheel.
Thanks, tipster @ambitiousdelish!
—Snacktime
Ha! If only. But we will have a moment of Shut Up, Bacon silence today for Jimmy Dean (1928-2010).
—Snacktime
Look for these at a food cart soon. I’m thinking Portland…maybe Seattle.
From Fidel Gastro (you better watch out for Slashfood, comrade)—Maple Bacon Morning coffee.
If you read the reviews, of which there are 250, you will see that Rush Limbaugh touts this coffee which should tell you all you need to know right there.
Oh, here’s another review, perhaps this post will go on all day:
I was a little worried about this one. The name scared me. But I really liked the taste. The flavor was mild. It tastes like maple bacon COFFEE, not like you are eating maple flavored bacon. So, if you are looking for an interesting new coffee flavor to try, go for this one. If you are looking for greasy, maple slathered slices of bacon, try the grocery store.
You know what Andy would say.
—Snacktime
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From a tipster and the community section of the Canadian Food Network site, a bacon flowchart.
